No tornados. Just rain. Floods. Trickles of water in our basement...again. No reason for it, either. I think it is time the landlord fixed a couple of things.

He doesn't like me...he is sorta afraid of tangling with me...so he knows if I call him...he's in for it.
I was watching "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" tonight. If you haven't seen it, yet, it is on the Imbecile Network (Fox) and it is hosted by Mr. Redneck himself...Jeff Foxworthy. Now, I have to admit, some of the questions made ME squirm and I was a teacher for 10+ years, took graduate classes, cyber school my kids...I don't know anything about constellations! Sheesh. However, they HAVE to be paying some of these ppl to ACT that stupid, right?

I didn't know whether to laugh or be afraid...very afraid.
Which reminds me of a couple of things....
1) I think I shared this...but for those of you that might have missed it, it bears repeating...I think...becuz it just cracked me up! I took my daughter to the doctor's office a couple of days ago for a med check up. As I was walking between the doctor and a line of nurses in the hallway, one of the nurses said to the doctor, " A mother asked me how old her child had to be before it was okay to fly..." The doctor got a thotful look on his face and she said, "fly in an airplane."

I bit my tongue and held my breath. I wanted to laugh and at the same time turn around and look at her and ask, "Did you REALLY need to qualify it with 'in an airplane'? I mean, was she planning on kicking it out of a tree?"
2)Yesterday I took myself and my kids to the chiropractor. I made a stop on the way home to get a couple of things in a store. When I came back out to the van my kids were having a 'discussion' about something. It continued all the way to our house (another 7 minutes or so) but I really wasn't paying any attention. I've gotten really good at closing them out. When I pulled into the garage and shut off the engine I heard my son say, "it is 'you' not 'ew'!" I said, "Wait...what are you guys talking about?" Bethany said, "Grandma told me it is pronounced 'ew'!" TJ told me, "A female sheep...e-w-e is pronounced 'you' and Bethany says it is 'ew'." I looked at her and said, "Which grandmother told you this? Not that it matters becuz they are both equally bad at pronouncing things." She said, "Grandma D---(my mom). She said it is pronounced 'ew'!" I broke out laughing. "Bethany, this is a woman that likes to look at GAZE-a-boes, not ga-ZEE-boes! She butchers words! And the other grandma is just as bad! Remember 'tagger' instead of 'tiger'? Ask me, next time you aren't sure how to pronounce something. Do NOT listen to your grandmothers!" She just shrugged and laughed with me. She will learn!
EW! Baaaaaaa!
On sports: The game between the Cavs and Mavs...the Cavs was robbed, I tell ya! Robbed!