I wouldn't be me if: 1) I didn't arrive 5-10 minutes late (it could be worse...my oldest sister is 30 minutes late!), 2) I didn't leave the important things until the last minute.
It is registration time for my classes...that are sposed to start on Monday. Yep...that's me. Wait until just a few days before and register. The college even called me last night to REMIND me!

yeah....yeah...you wouldn't want to lose THAT money, would ya? I also have to take a little annoying test to get out of Computer Use 101. $60 and a multiple choice 'test' to let me NOT take it so I can take the other two computer classes that I might not need anyway. But...what the heck? It's online and not so terrible.
I spent my day working on my son's cyberschool registration. I had to go to two different schools (the JVS and his home HS) to gather records and sign withdrawal forms. Then there was the copying of official things like immunization records, proof of residency (would a picture do?), birth certificate (how about a picture of the scar?), blahdeblahdeblah. I picked up the official copy of his Ohio Graduation Test scores from the JVS and the counselor pulled me aside. She said, "I want you to know that most kids don't pass all 5 tests the first time so it is really outstanding that he did that on his first attempt. But, I want you to realize something...he not only PASSED all 5 tests, but he scored in 'advanced' on his social studies and reading, and accelerated in his writing! He is really VERY intelligent!"

I told her, "Yes...thank you...but I sometimes think that is a problem for him. The two tests that surprise me, though, are the ones that he is just 'proficient' in...math and science...considering he hates them both and hasn't done well in them for the past 3 years." It isn't cuz he can't do it...he just doesn't want to. I just need to get him through this year and next...so he can graduate and get on with it.
Registering him for cyber school is so way more involved than registering him for Public School. By the time I was done...it was a small catalog! Now wonder it took me so long!
And...since I have been asked...and I'm REALLY sorry about this...but...just to prove to you how full of it my son is...here is me and the new haircut that he told me makes me looks so very much younger...
(picture has been removed due to the embarrassment of the subject of the picture and what was feeling like a shameful attempt at eliciting compliments...LOL. Oh, and...um...my son at least was only going so far as to peg me at about 34!)
I warned ya!